OK, so the big day has arrived, if not yet dawned. After a session tonight that included some wedding songs and some anti-wedding ones, I was inspired to write this parody (to the tune of Leezie Lindsay).

Katie Middleton

Chorus:
Will ye gang tae the Abbey Katie Middleton
Will ye gang tae the Abbey wi' me
Will ye gang tae the Abbey Katie Middleton
My bride and my darling tae be?

Tae gang to the Abbey wi' you, Wills,
I dinna ken how that may be
For I ken na' the faimily ye cam frae
Nor whit the heck I'd be gaun wi'

Chorus:

Katie, lass ye maun ken little,
If sae be that ye dinna ken me
For my name is Prince William o' Windsor
A future king maybe I'll be.

Chorus:

She has kilted her dress o' white satin,
(or whitever colour - we'll see),
An' she's aff wi' Prince William O' Windsor
His bride and his darling tae be.

Chorus: