Good job I know you Pete, otherwise I'd be thinking you're a gutwrenchingly miserable, joyless, soulless old fart! :-) :-)

There's more than enough abject misery in this world, much of it caused by us and our so-called "allies", what's wrong with a bit of fun for one day? No-one's hurt, and a lot of people are made happy. Only a Green-Eyed Monster could object.