How do you feel about foreign objects in the garden.

The was this theme park place cosing down near us and I put in a bid for four huge fibre glass cannons at the auction. I thought they'd look greatin the back garden.....Anyway sadly i was outbid. My sister said, there is a God then....!

recently I had the idea of gnomes. We could put them up trees, and peeping behind bushes. My thoughts were that we could place tin cans on their head, and I could shoot at them if I bought an air rifle. If friends came round I could do trick shots, fire the rifle backwards over my shoulder. And then all our friends could have a shot have a shot.

however there have been dark mutterings about this idea.

do gardens just have to be trees and plants?