How dare you, Guest the Rock! My husband is a jet black West African, and everywhere we go to Morris festivals, the Morris dancers seize him, hand him a stick and lead him into their dance. He's had them ask for photos, he's had hugs, he's had tears in his eyes at the kindness and friendliness of the Morris. Racist? Don't be so daft!
As to good-looking, I wonder what YOU look like?
Anyway, I think you are HORRID!!!