Do you think his death certificate, certified by the county coroner, would be sufficient?

If he ain't dead, how's come the Al Quaida crowd are singing "Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins!"?

You don't suppose that the Talking Heads believe that Osama bin Laden will rise from the sea tomorrow, do you? I mean, it will be three days after his death and all that, and there are some, I'm sure, who would appreciate it if he did.

As for Obama, he's put many good, solid Americans out of work. People who used to make bin Laden targets, bumper stickers, and tee shirts! Economic recovery, nothin'! Just more unemployment!