My garden is over run by cats. The last owners had them and the local feral ones think the garden and land beyond it is theirs, yet my name is on the deeds.

I got a greyhound late last year. to be fair, for a while he was muzzled in the garden so cats got the picture and stopped turning up by their own decision.

He loves his garden and since the spring started, he lives there during the day, sans muzzle.

Rather disturbed to see a poster on nearby lamp posts with a picture of a cat and a reward on offer for return.

I asked him, but being a greyhound, he rolled over and went back to sleep. Dunno really, but you never know? (When we got him, there was still a cat flap on a window in the rear hall. It is gone now, but at the time, I told my dog it was a fast food serving hatch. My fault then.)