The time has come,Morticia cried
To brighten up the gloom
And with paint and paper everywhere
She re-did her sitting room

Into the valley of decorating
I happily cast my lot
It's now a lovely shade of green,
(Well...more like head cold snot)

Whilst Mudcat had deserted me
I turned the house upside down
But now that it's back up again
I just want to sit down

The furniture from the sitting -room
Still reposes in a heap
Upon the floor of the dining room
It makes me want to weep

Oh, that Mudcat had never left
Or at least stayed down today,
For now I fear the mess I made
Might well be here to stay