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Thread #59418   Message #3148554
Posted By: Donuel
05-May-11 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
40600 and one is only a bit more but still fun

Ding Dong! bin Laden's dead. Which old terrorist? The Wicked terrorist!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Laden's dead.
Wake up - you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Laden's dead.
He's gone where goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's see him dead and look at what the picture shows.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Laden's dead!

(Obama) As commander and chief, In the County of the Land of UZ, I inform you most regally…
(Holder) But we've got to verify it legally, to see
(Panetta) To see?
(Holder )If he
(Panetta )Is photo'd and buried at sea?
(Admiral Mullen) Is morally, ethically,
(NBC) Spiritually, physically
(ABC) Positively, absolutely
(CBS) Undeniably and reliably Dead

(DNA expert)   As Coroner I must concur, I thoroughly examined this monstrous cur. His mitochondrial DNA cross referenced with his sister shows...
That he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

(Obama) Then this is a day of Independence For all good Americans and their descendants
(Holder) If any.
(Obama) Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked bin Laden at last is dead!
(FOX NEWS) We'd really like a picture instead.