A wee bit o thread creepGuy was driving down the road just a WEE bit over the limit when a cop started to chase him. So he stepped a little bit harder on the gas pedal and got just a wee bit more over the limit. He finally realized he couldn't out run the cop so he stopped.
The cop came up to the car and angrily said to him, I suppose your now going to try and talk me out of giving you a ticket. Well go ahead and try.
The guy said, My wife was stolen from me by a cop a month ago and I thought you were he and were trying to give her back. The cop walked away without giving him a ticket.
Sorry for the thread creep but that came to mind when I read the title.
Sailor DAn