Forthcoming APP bumper stickers:

Chongo - He's smarter than Sarah Palin!

Chongo - He's hairier than Donald Trump!

Chongo - He's not AFRAID to admit he was born in Africa!

Chongo - You KNOW he's THE ONE.

Chongo - More fun than a barrel of monkeys!

Chongo - His aim is true.

Chongo - Disapproved of by many. Surpassed by NONE.

Chongo - Idiots don't like him. Are you an idiot? Or are you gonna Vote for Chongo? Your choice in 2012.

Vote Chongo - Bite the Bullet in 2012

Go APE! Vote for Chongo in 2012.

Want guns? Lots of guns??? Vote for Chongo in 2012!

Stop exporting violence and bring it home to America! Vote Chongo in 2012.