NO! The idiot from Blind River ain't a chimp, he's a human! Well, he's barely human, I guess...but he definitely ain't me. I woulda gladly taken part in the raid to get Osama Bin Laden, but I was not asked to.

There been some really ignorant remarks here regardin' my ability to use words. I take offense at that! It is true that I ain't as articulate as Barack Obama. Who the hell is? That guy can talk the paint off a steel fence. He goes on and on and on...and it all sounds absolutely wonderful, but then nothin' really happens. He is an empty suit with a golden voice.

Now me on the other hand...I say a few choice words, roll up my sleeves, and the job gets DONE!. If they had given me the job of catchin' Osama Bin Laden, he would've been caught way back in late 2001...and alive too. I woulda brought him back alive to the USA and he woulda gone to trial. Yessiree. But they did not do the smart thing. They did not call up Chongo Chimp. The rest is history.

- Chongo