Our favorite local pub owner wondered why he was losing so much business on certain sports nights, so he walked into another local pub (one that sucks)to check it out. Alas, HIS regualrs were there, and told him if he didn't have a T.V, they would continue to visit the OTHER pub on sports nights. Unfortunately, he was losing so much revenue, he's now saving his hard-earned pennies to buy a large screen T.V.

He has promised, however, when there are bands in, that the television will be turned off....sports night or not.