Happiest of birthdays Lucy! Wanna' hear a story? Well here it is anyways...........

So there was the red-assed baboon which started acting oddly at the zoo. Out of the blue he would jump up, run a lap around the enclosure while babbling various sounds with steaming shit flying out from his cherry colored rump. This was bad enough but he would suddenly stop and jack-off at any passing visitor.

The baboon area was across from the pen where the zoo's famous ostrich, Leapin' Lizzie, lived. They named her that because she would often leap into the air as if trying to fly. One afternoon the baboon went totally berserk and jumped onto the fence with such force it fell to the ground and the baboon grabbed his dick which had hit hard on the concrete walkway.   

Screaming in pain, the baboon's red-ass was seen running into the ostrich pen, dick in hand and screaming. Evidently he thought that raping an ostrich would heal his injured tool and I dunno'......maybe it did. Leapin' Lizzie was his target and the baboon jumped on Lizzie and started humping her violently. Leapin' Lizzie did just that and ran around squawking and leaping as the baboon pounded away while also crapping his guts out. It was quite a sight...........

Nine months later Leapin' Lizzie let out a scream like no one had ever heard before as she popped out a gigantic egg. It cracked open as it hit the ground a little red-assed Kendall jumped out, grabbed his dick, dumped a load, and ran away to sea as a cabin boy.



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