'So how much different can mouse taste?'

Give in! You try it and tell us. I used to go to a Chinese restaurant, that got done by the authorities for having mouse droppings everywhere. From that, I can tell you that mouse shit is pretty good seasoning. Unique even. But i don't go there now.

Mind you there used to be this brilliant place for doing spare ribs on he Coventry Road out of birmingham. We all used to wonder why the spare ribs had this terrific flavour - then one afternoon we were walking past and saw a cat fast asleep in the basket of the deep fat fryer - it did make you think, what else had been asleep in there?