Well, Simple Seeker- since my last and "very recent" post was just about a month ago, and contained no scatological terms (unless you feel that "England" fits the bill) you appear to be laboring under some delusion.

If you're referring to the post before that, indicating that I've no desire or time to get into a pissing contest with a skunk ( I hope you recognize yourself), "turd" is a perfectly proper word - derived from the French, I believe.