For blue whales Spaw's pecker's too short At six feet, they would merely snort For when they play ball it creates quite a squall It takes eight feet for that sport!

The reason I know of this fact Is a marine biology professor who was cracked His question on a test Left us quite impressed With bizarre information my head is packed.

A jar on his desk entitled "elephant sperm" Made his students all giggle and squirm Albumin and tadpoles within Not designed for an elephant quim Made for an interesting term