I Ride My Harley

               'Me'            


   I ride my Harley Davidson, I ride it in the rain.
I ride it all day long, till I don't even know my name.


   I rode it through the chicken coop, up on Mabel's farm.
Then I chased some cows...I wasn't doin' no harm.


   I ride it formation, 'long with forty other dudes
I ride it when I'm snorting coke, or when I'm doin' 'ludes.


   I ride it to the corner store, and then I ride it back,
My kidneys died, and I can't feel my sacroiliac.


    I ride it up two flights of stairs, when going in my house,
my main squeeze left me the other day, called me a dirty louse.


    I ride my Harley every day, I ain't got off to shit,
and now I can't get off at all, because I'm stuck to it.



Guest from Sanity

P.S. Actually, I don't own a Harley, the poem(which can be set to music), was a parody of 'certain' bikers I've seen.