I `ad one of them taliban in my cab the other day. Funny `at, scraggy beard and a grenade launcher.
I said, "Morning Mohammed, where to today?"
`e said, "Allah mode Jim, could you take me to that Mustaq`s Kebab `ouse in Barking. It doubles up as a mosque when `es not cooking. We`re `olding a memorial do for Osama Bin Liner, the martyr."
I said, "Martyr! You`re `aving a laugh. I never once saw a picture of `im wearing a suicide belt, only the other poor suckers."
`e said, "No, I know. `e was allergic to explosives!!"

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