I read an account of an incident at an English market. A woman was attending with a dog, who proceeded to deposit a large, steaming pile in the middle of the stalls. A stallholder shouted after her, "Aren't you going to clean up after your dog?"
"Certainly not!" replied the woman, "He doesn't clean up after me!"
Apparently the woman was roundly applauded by members of the public.
I guess we have the country we deserve.