"Surprise (NOT!)Trump drops out"

As I get into my 60's I find I have that problem more and more - if I move suddenly, turn sharply, bend down....out one drops. Especially embarrassing when it happens in front of the ladies of the office where I work, sod's law dictates that it will happen there. Even worse when it happens in the bosses presence.

If my name was Trump, I'd change it by deed poll to Flatulate.