I had a guy in my platoon who used to say that when I tried to awaken him. Every morning it was a fight to get him up. One time when he said it I replied, nicely and lovingly, "You know, Bob, I'm waited for you to offer that and I would REALLY like to do that. But Bob, you should know that I don't like to eat my meat raw." and I tossed a lighted Zippo on his bed.

Never saw someone get up so fast, and never had a bit of trouble thereafter. He KNEW I was nuts.