The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31596   Message #3157185
Posted By: GUEST,Mama T
19-May-11 - 04:51 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Hush Little Baby - parodies
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Hush Little Baby - parodies
Hush little baby don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mocking bird.
And if that mocking bird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring don't shine,
Papa's gonna buy you a bottle of wine.
And if that bottle of wine gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat runs away,
Papa's gonna spank your boom-dee-ay!
And if that boom-dee-ay gets sore,
Papa's gonna take you to the candy store.
And if that candy man tells a lie,
Papa's gonna punch him right in the eye.
And if that eye gets black and blue,
Papa's gonna punch him in the other eye too!