Let he who is stoned cast the first sin.

We always do a washing load on a Saturday. So we leave it out on the line or take it in to air?

The bible didn't think to instruct us in such an important aspect of rapture...

On the other hand, using the bible to ascertain facts can be a dodgy business, especially as they recently found 666 is a mistranslation and it is a different number after all. Perhaps the rapture will be later this year after the new season starts? Hope not, expecting Sheffield Wednesday to get promoted next season and I doubt any of the players will be saved.

Let alone little old heathen me.