The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138047 Message #3158489
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
21-May-11 - 11:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rapture revoked! (?) Dog returns.
Subject: RE: BS: My dog got raptured!!!!!!!!!!!
They weren't angels, Little Hawk, and the dog wasn't raptured. They were workers for Animal Control. They were responding to a call about a drunken chimpanzee making obscene gestures and flinging feces at passing motorists. Unfortunately, the guys who responded are second cousins of Shane McBride and they inherited the same fuckup gene. Just take 'em a 12-pack and tell 'em you'll trade it for you dog. The little wiener dog will be home by midnight.