Part of the black music culture is something called "The Dozens"... I am clueless as to where it came from but it is a skit where people puty each other down in a fun way...

I thought that given the the history of folks here vampin' on one another in fun that maybe a "Dozens" thread might make for a little spice...

So...

Yo, Spawzer... Yer breath smells like ju-ju beans!!!

Yo, LH... I heard you roll up Chongz poo and smoke it...

Yo, Amos... Word is that you smoke so much pot that that Space Station folks love flyin' over yer house so they can stick their heads out the window and get them a space buzz...

Yo, BillD... Contemplate this philosopher...

Yo, Rap... I hear that you couldn't hit your foot with a 12 guage... I donno??? I think you could...

Okay, that's fir starters...

Have at it...

B~