Bonnie, much as I admire the insight you offer, imagine the consequences if you did such a thing, while I held the revolving door with one hand and tried (in the few milliseconds available) to intercept the back of your bikini top. In the next instant I would lose my arm as you slammed into the next panel of the revolving door (or your tow boat did) and your would transubstantiate from D-positive to C-negative. No, not your blood type, either!

Love,

Amos