The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138140   Message #3161087
Posted By: Rapparee
26-May-11 - 07:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: gnu has to quit smokin
Subject: RE: BS: gnu has to quit smokin
No, not really. Of course, I quit smoking during a siege of pneumonia. My wife suggested it.

"How are you feeling?"
"Can't wait to get over this and smoke my pipe again!"
"Well, it'll be a long wait 'cause you ain't gonna smoke anymore." "WHAT?!?!"
"And neither am I. We're quitting, right now!"
"Ah, okay..."