A) All cars are women.

B) All cars should have names.

C) Names should relate to the car and not the owner.

For example, the 66 T-Bird in the alley garage is "Queenie".......She's a true garage queen knowing far more about the garage than she does about the road. We have a nice Astro Conversion van named "Lola" as in "What Lola wants, Lola gets"......In the mid-70's I owned (or was owned by) a Jag E-Type known as "Bitch Kitty" and one of my 'Vettes was called "Fuckin' Pig"............Where did you get Martina fer chrissakes?

Spaw