A new joke (five minutes old) for a change, apropos Eliza's post 29 May 11 - 06:34 PM:

Woman asks: "Do I look old?"

Cliché German lover: "Certainly, and at your age you are entitled to!"

Cliché British lover: "Who am I to disagree."

Cliché French lover: "When I take my glasses off, you look exactly like a teenager!"