The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3162793
Posted By: gnu
30-May-11 - 04:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Just watched the first bit of that there movie on yer You Tube and I gotta watch me that. And I gotta get me one a them there masks and a cape on accounta it seems to work with the babes eh. Shane should look inta them there too.

Well, I already got a cape of sorts. It's a Kmart flag I, ah, well, aquired late one night. I had worked there for three summers when I was in high school and I outworked my way from stockboy to checker/pricer to top salesman so I figured that there flag was due me. Came in handy at uni where I was Captain Kmart and fought evil on Friday and Sarrurday nights. A course, that was back when I could do a bong hit a Thai Stick and climb the residence stairs four steps at a time on a dead run. Didn't have no sword... just a 99 cent water pistol but justice was served to any and all evildoers, especially those who would open their doors when I said, "Pizza".

Nowadays I can't even run downhill, don't know where my water pistol or cape are, and don't even know where I could score some dope even if I wanted to. Even superheroes get old I guess.