That men must clear the pipes as a matter of necessary health is no more heinous than a woman having a period.

Are you suggesting that a period is akin to a week-long venereal tornado? Or that onanism is the male curse? Thing is, leave it long enough and the theory is that the pipes start cleaning themselves as the genitals go into auto-discharge mode. Thing is - no male alive has ever had the self-control to put this to the test - not even Ghandi who only slept with tender-age girls to test his resolve with respect of his goat-like fondness for the old heave-ho, but reportedly clobbered his gong (J. Arthur Rank) with a daily frequency that would put most ten-year old boys to shame.

Sheesh! In the name of Priapus what's Mudcat coming to, eh? Down with sort of thing! (Careful now!) This is indeed and most certainly not what folks come here to discuss. Now to look up sexting and digital genitals on line. Meanwhile, Joe - for the sake of the children - please, close this thread down!