"Lingo Beautiful"

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you
to come to the front of the class and use a word in a
sentence. Today's word is 'beautiful'. Little Sally, would
you please come up here and use 'beautiful' in a
sentence?"

Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for
a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most
beautiful woman in the world."

The teacher says, "Very good, Sally, you may sit. "Little
Frankie, your turn."

Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought
for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this
morning was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever
seen."

The teacher says, "Very good, Frankie, you may sit. Little
Johnny, it's your turn."

Little Johnny walked to the front of the room, thought
for a moment and said, "Teacher, last night my big sister
told my dad she was pregnant and he said, 'Beautiful!
Just freaking beautiful...'"