Missed that Don... Hahahahahaa... ahhh... well, I think I missed it?

Soooo... I got a follow up call from the smokin police. Apparently, they are gonna keep callin... next call is a week from today. It's a lot of pressure. I need a smoke.

But, I have a plan. I have arranged to have a very painful operation on Tuesday and quit smokin then and I will be on painkillers and can tell everyone to go fuck themselves if they bug my and blame it on the pain/killers. How's that for committment eh?

Hmmmm... the surgeon has been on maternity leave since November and I am the FIRST slice and dice she will have when she returns... I hope she hasn't gotten "rusty"... gee... I need a smoke.