The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3168396
Posted By: Rapparee
10-Jun-11 - 10:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Say, did you hear the one about the village idiot and the village gossip? Seems like the village gossip spread the news that she'd seen the village idiot's car parked outside Bouncing Bertha Boarding House all night. Next night the village idiot parked in front of the village gossip's house.

Do not cast stones. Mud, bits of gravel, sand, sludge, rotten seaweed, overripe veggies, dirt -- fine. But no stones. Mom don't want nobody gettin' hurt around here. She says you could put an eye out if you aren't careful.