I seem to remember a staid olde English troupe of some sort doing a song that went:
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K. I sleep all night and I work all day. I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping For crumpets, scones and tea.
There were some other significant verses, but I can't seem to remember them now.