How can that be a real country song? Now if Mom's brother had shown up and fucked her, now THAT would be a country song.

Or......if a passing 18-wheeler had picked up Mom and she was never seen again although they heard about her sleeper exploits for years afterward, THAT would be a country song.

OR......if Dad had pulled over on a railroad crossing while Mom was needing a piss and a train came along and killed them all, THAT would be a country song.

As it is, not so much.............................

Spaw