PAY per view? Max couldn't even get pennies per viewer in donations back in the day.

Besides, how often are you gonna get Mudbabes or leather jackets wet? And I sure as hell ain't gonna watch, even if *I* was paid, yer skinny ass skinny dippin.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. From a moral point of view... I just got a shiver... eeewwww.