"A Teenager Is..."

-A person who can't remember to walk the dog
but never forgets a phone number.

-A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving
up candy bars before breakfast.

-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday,
spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best
friend on Wednesday.

-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks
away but not his mother calling from the next room.

-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without
a lesson but can't make a bed.

-A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and
12 hours studying for her driver's license.

-A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and
very loud.

-An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles
but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

-A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates
the brother.

-A romantic who never falls in love more than once
a week.

-A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces
come off.

-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he
suspects the lawn needs mowing.

-An original thinker who is positive that her mother
was never a teenager.