LH.... "and I think there was one in Toronto once too"

Not over the Stanley Cup recently! Hahahahahahahehehehehehe.

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the   Stanley Cup playoffs ?
A. The   Toronto Maple Leafs
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Q. What do the Maple Leafs   and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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Q. How do you keep a Toronto Maple Leaf out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net .
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Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a   Stanley Cup   ring?
A. Real Old
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Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a   Stanley Cup ?
A. Nobody remembers.
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Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!