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Thread #138594 Message #3172552
Posted By: gnu
18-Jun-11 - 05:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Has Americanism Spread THIS far?
Subject: RE: BS: Has Americanism Spread THIS far?
LH.... "and I think there was one in Toronto once too"
Not over the Stanley Cup recently! Hahahahahahahehehehehehe.
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Toronto Maple Leaf out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net .
Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. Real Old
Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup ?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!