The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138596   Message #3172689
Posted By: Little Hawk
19-Jun-11 - 12:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: Zombie invade 'unprepared' Leiceste
Subject: RE: BS: Zombie invade 'unprepared' Leiceste
A Syphilitic Wombat once held the entire city of Ulm in the grip of fear for weeks. It demanded an immense ransom to leave them alone. The citizens of Ulm raised 132,000 gold pieces to buy off the Wombat, and it crippled their economy for years afterward and caused them to fall prey to the Hanoverians who forced them to produce unprecedented amounts of blood sausage as tribute, since they had no gold left. The Wombat retired to Barcelona and lived there in obscene luxury until his death.