A country preacher got really fired up in his sermon and he made the statement that every aspect of the human condition can be found in the Bible.
At the end of his sermon, he was standing by the door, and 85 year old Bessie said to him, "I don't believe what you said about human problems, there aint one word about PMS in the Bible."

Preacher says, "Well, probably not in those words, but I'll bet it's there somewhere and I'll find it. See you next Sunday."

The following Sunday Bessie couldn't wait to nail him by the door, and as she passed him she said, "Well, did you find PMS in the Bible"?
Preacher said, "No as I said, not in those words, but I did find that very condition stated otherwise, and I quote:
"AND MARY RODE JOSEPH'S ASS ALL THE WAY TO BETHLEHEM."