$30 delivered with tip!!! ...

It's the high price of fuel for the delivery that does it.

And they probably charge a little extra to your place, 'cause I've heard some of the pitons have come loose on the scarf they have to rope up, and the canoe you leave out for crossin' the river has that broken paddle and no life jacket - not to mention the mean streak in the lead dog when they come across the tundra by team sled. (The rope bridge over the chasm is getting a little frayed too. Maybe some cable work would fix that up.)

John