Down from the mountain and across the creek
Came a blue balled bastard named Piss Pot Pete
With snot on his whiskers and shit on his feet
and 88 pounds of dangling meat

it goes on similar to the above then:

I heard Lucy scream in the bushes but it weren't no use
That 88 pounds done cooked her goose

Heard when I was about 16 in Kissimmee Florida