Come out and find out for yourself, but you gotta pay yer own fare.

Come visit a land where we let the babies teeth on cactus and grown-ups drink gasoline and pee flame. Visit a place where I once was driving along and when the blue norther hit I drove like hell for home -- and when I got there I found the car's engine was fine but everything south of back seat was frozen solid. Out here, even the women are dead-center shots, as some of them dudes have found out to their dismay and decease. I dare you to come visit Colter's Hell!