Bill D, I think you should submit your poem to the thread on 'Looking through the Knothole in Grandpa's Wooden Leg.' It has the same zany character.

At first I was glad because we'd have less August (post above), but now I realize that July is so long partly because it stole days from June, (only 30 days) which is lovelier than July.

Bummer!

You've got to wonder what the ancient Romans were thinking when they gave us 31 days of January and only 30 of April and June.