I got a gal named cross eyed sue
her eyes are red and her lips are blue
dimpled hair and curly cheeks
her false leg wobbles and her glass eye squeeks

Oh cross eyed sue and a kangaroo
are very much alike
the kangaroo hops around all day
while sue she hops at night

I got a gal named cross eyed sue
as purdy as she can be
she's got a wart on the end of her nose
and a face like a sour apple tree

I got a gal that is so tall
sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall
dimpled hair and curly cheeks
her false teeth rattle and her hip bones squeek