Fine, fine. I'm glad them gays is gettin' their civil rights and all that, but the fight is not over! And it won't be over until New York State and every other states legalizes inter-species marriage so that apes and humans can get married too if they want to.

Admittedly, there ain't too many chimps around who would want to marry a human...but they still oughta have the right to do so IF they want to! That's my opinion and I'm stickin' to it.

We also demand inter-species church marriages for chimps and humans that are practicin' Christians, by the way, and we don't give a damn WHAT the Pope has to say about that.

- Chongo