I think people should be allowed to marry dogs too...as long as the dog gives consent. This could be determined by a professional, licensed Dog Whisperer, of which there are a few around. Failing that, an impartial judge could render an idependent judgement on whether or not the dog was giving consent, following a private interview with the happy couple.

After all, if both parties are of the age of majority (1 human year equalling 7 dog years), and if both freely give their consent, what does anyone else have to say about it? How is it anyone else's business? And how does it hurt you if the married couple next door are a human chiropractor and a Doberman Pinscher?

I rest my case.