I'd go a bit further Backwoodsman and remind our former subjects from the colonies that what they call baseball we call rounders and restrict it to little girls in the school playground.

Mind you, cricket has, since Murdoch took over the televising, one aspect the cousins would like. Lots of scope for adverts between overs.

And whilst we are getting it off our Albion chest, rugby players don't need body armour and when we say football we mean a real game.