There's an old one by Gerri Gribli, titled "The Hunting Song":
Each fall in Wisconsin, a man's duty is quite clear He leaves the comfort of his home to stalk the ferocious deer They arrive in armored divisions, with a year's supply of booze Not content to just shoot at the animals, they shoot each other too
Animals love vegetarians, and the reason is plain to see I don't shoot at the animals, and they don't shoot at me
Old farmer Johnson gets worried right about now Last year some Chicago fella shot the ear right off his milking cow So he's bought a bucket of bright orange paint, knows just what he's gotta do Gonna paint old Nelly from front to rear: C O W
It's autumn in the northwoods, and despite the snow and ice The forest soon'll be ringing out with the sounds of a hunters' paradise One fella shot his Chrysler, after shooting out his TV And another one winged his brother, 'cause he thought he was a deer sittin' up in a tree